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Bye Bye, POF!

I deleted my Plenty of Fish profile last night.

I feel like I found everything I was looking for and so much more. I no longer felt the need to keep it.

I made 2 best friends from the site. I met alot of different guys. I went on a few dates. One was GREAT! The others, not so much. The profile has completely and fully served its purpose. I wanted to see what else is out there, apart from my small little world. And I did. I met alot of interesting people, some creepy ones, and some that just downright disgusted me.

I even met a guy. A guy that will hopefully soon be my boyfriend…but I don’t want to jinx it. So you shall hear more about him within the next month or so. He is one of the main reasons why I deleted my profile.

I kept on getting at least 10 messages from guys every day, and I never replied to them anymore. I didn’t see the point. I found a guy that I want to be with. I made 2 best friends. What’s the point of going on more dates or meeting more people? I already have everything I want and more.

So goodbye POF. I won’t be needing you anymore. It was fun while it lasted. Thank you for all the experiences, entertaining conversations, and interesting people I’ve met. I would definitely recommend this site to anyone. Try it out. And my best piece of advice would be:

Give the guys a chance!

I would’ve never found my two best friends if I hadn’t replied to their messages, despite the fact that I wasn’t attracted to them. I know that online dating is a lot of window shopping, but try not to be so shallow. That guy that made you laugh or intrigued you with his profile, but wasn’t the best looking guy in the world. Give him a chance. What’s the worst that can happen?

I’d Smash

So as I was peacefully drifting off to sleep last night around 3am ( because I couldn’t sleep), my phone vibrated informing me of a new message from POF. I was curious, so I opened it up and inside was this wonderful message:

id Smash

Now, normally, I wouldn’t reply to this sort of message, but I thought it would make for a pretty entertaining post, so here’s the rest of the conversation:

I’d hit

why don’t you bring that talk to my house and (City) and hit then pretty lady

Sure, I’ll be right over.

haha yeah, if only you were telling the truth

And if only you weren’t

i swear if you came here I would lay it to you as much as you wanted im just not able to go to (My City)

Oh what a shame. I was hoping someone would “lay it to me” tonight.

yeah it is a shame because with that attitude, you need a good laying

I’m so glad you’ve looked into my laying schedule. I’ll be sure to pencil you in for next weekend.

haha im just joking don’t get your panties up in a wad pretty lady

Oh my panties are perfectly fine. Thanks for checking though.

your welcome, so how does a girl as gorgeous as yourself end up being single

Because of guys like you.

ohhhhhh burn, someones laying on the wrong side of the bed

I didn’t bother replying after that. It was 3:22am and I was tired. I don’t know what the point of all that was, but I guess I can’t expect much more than that at 3 in the morning. My hope in online dating is slowly deteriorating. And so is my hope for mankind. I mean seriously. No punctuation. No common sense. Is this what our generation has come to? Telling random girls on a dating website that you’d “smash?” So sad.

POF Pictures

This is dedicated to all the weird profile pictures I see daily on Plenty of Fish. I mean,why guys? Why?! Keep your dead catch, booze, and shirtless torso to yourself. We don’t wanna see it in your profile pic. Or in any pic for that matter…

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This is not 2013 B.C. We don’t need your dead deer pics to prove your manly worthiness. I prefer my meat cooked and on a plate, not drenched in blood and getting held by its horns.

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This was his PROFILE pic. This was his ONLY pic. Why!?

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Okay…profile pic. Can’t see your face. You look like you’re 12. and I get the “samurai look,” but was the ripped shirt really necessary? I guess if I ever needed a 12 yr old Samurai, I’d know where to look.

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Profile pic. The ONLY pic. I guess if I ever have a booze shortage, I know who to go to. Also, how would I know if you’re the right or left guy? Not that it would really matter.

And might I add, his headline was “Chase here really bout monii know games”

Omg, your grammar kills! Nice to know you’re “bout monii”…..what the hell is monii?! I don’t think I’ve heard that one before. And remember, know games. Because someone who is “bout monii” clearly is about know games. I rest my case. 

I saved the best for last….or the worst for last?

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This is either terribly photoshopped or sadly a reality. Where is your neck?…and aside from the neck-less pic, this was his profile pic and, again, his ONLY pic. 

Also, I’d like to share with you his ” About Me” section, because his picture was not the only thing wrong with this guy:

I’m not on here to hook up, so don’t even try. (No worries there. We won’t.) I don’t play no games either!!! (Ooo, three exclamation points. He must be serious about playing “no games.” At least he doesn’t “know games” like Chase.) So if you like to play games (other than elder scrolls series) Don’t bother!! I am on here with every intention to take babes to the boneyard. (I don’t think any babes will be going to the boneyard with you tonight.) I’m a total gym rat, if you couldn’t tell by the steamy pic. (Steamy? I guess that’s one way to put it…) If that bothers you then step aside and let me do what God put me on this earth to do, twerk. ( God…please don’t ever let this man twerk.) I also focus on strengthening and toning my neck. (Ahh, there it is. That explains it. Except…you seem to be missing the neck part.) The abs,those are included in the package. (I guess the neck didn’t fit in the package.) I have a down-blouse photo upon request. Boobs. (Nice touch at the end there. Real mature. I’m sure that’ll get the ladies swarming all over you.)

That’s all from my daily dose of POF tonight. And FYI guys, shirtless pics SCREAM douchebag! Don’t do it. If a girl wants to see you shirtless, she’ll let you know. 

 

Welcome to Lifetastic Saturdays!

As my very first blog entry, I’d like to welcome you to Lifetastic Saturdays!

I named my blog Lifetastic Saturdays because I think life is fantastic, and Saturday is my favorite day of the week.I mean, who doesn’t love Saturdays?!

This blog will be all about my life and experiences. My personal thoughts and feelings on subjects such as sex, college, friends, family, dating, and everything inbetween.  Think of it as Sex in the City meets Awkward from MTV. Uncensored and as real as it gets.

I’d like to remain anonymous, since I will be sharing very intimate details about  my thoughts, feelings, and life in general, but I will tell you a little bit about myself.

I’m in my second year of college. Business Administration major. I work at a kids play center. I am on the dating website Plenty of Fish, or POF for short. I love reading blogs about dating, relationships, and anything that I can get a good laugh out of, so if you have a blog, definitely link me to it! I’d love to check it out! I also have a beauty blog, and I love watching videos and writing about anything related to beauty. 

That’s as much as I’m willing to give away so far, but stick around and you’ll soon learn alot more than you probably want to know! 😉